There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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