im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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