dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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