i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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