So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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