New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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