the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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