it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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