Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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