How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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