respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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