I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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