Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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