i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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