My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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