love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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