doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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