sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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