My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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