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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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