i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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