I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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