Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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