White coat. Heels.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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