I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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