I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Randomize
