No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Randomize
