she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I forget how to act sober
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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