Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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