He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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