Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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