But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I see more hoeing in ur future
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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