Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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