How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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