I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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