Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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