so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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