nut hugger
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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