Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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