Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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