Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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