Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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