is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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