just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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