does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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