hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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