We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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