North Korea, Best Korea!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
