dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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