it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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