i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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