so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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