The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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