even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
FUCK WHALES
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