check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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