All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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