i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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