we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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