I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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