And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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