I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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