I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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