My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ladies don't puke and tell
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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