is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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