Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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