As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
