I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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